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    <span>2020-03-09</span>
    <h2>記憶安置所·叁</h2>
    
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        <p>被逼着拉去爬山的时候想到的。</p>
<p>应该是一篇小甜文，甜得掉牙的那种。</p>
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<p>深山里住着很多妖怪。</p>
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<p>二皇子生性顽劣，和别人打架弄得鼻青脸肿，把他爸气个半死。恰逢祭典即将来临，于是他爸打发他去抓个姑娘用来做祭品。</p>
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<p>于是他看到了迷路的女主。</p>
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<p>女主看见脸上一半是青紫色、凶神恶煞的二皇子，吓个半死。正所谓急中生智，她板一板脸，挥两挥袖子，“人类，本王的地盘岂是你能染指的。速速离开，饶你不死。”</p>
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<p>“哈？”</p>
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<p>（然后就是一些乱七八糟的情节）</p>
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<p>“啊？原来做祭品不会死啊？”</p>
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<p>“都 21 世纪了，我们妖怪也会与时俱进的好伐！所谓了祭品只不过是走个形式，结束了就会把人放回去的。”</p>
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<p>“那别人不就知道你们的存在了？”</p>
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<p>“当然要先消除记忆了。所以说，这种麻烦的落后习俗早该取消了，谁叫老爸是个老古董，怎么说他都不听……”</p>
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<p>“那，那我也要被消除记忆？”</p>
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<p>“当然了，除非……”</p>
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<p>”除非什么？“</p>
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<p>”除非你加入妖籍。“</p>
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<p>”加入妖籍？怎么加入妖籍？“</p>
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<p>”嫁给我呗。“</p>
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<p>”……XXX你个不要脸的混蛋！“</p>
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<p>莫名觉得，写成耽美感觉也不错欸……</p>

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